I'm a new guy, so if I'm out of line for the thread, let me know. <g> As if you wouldn't.
A Dr. Laura Call
I don't know what "dilemma" means, but I have one. What? I'm a slut?
Umm, can I tell you my problem please? Yeah, well, I guess I have done it in 246 positions with him, but he really is a jerk. (whine, sob, cry)
Yeah, but... yeah, but... do you think ...
OK, I'm listening now, and you're right. He IS a jerk, and I will dump his slimy butt next chance I get. Cheeze! How can anyone deal with people who think they are as good as us?
God! Thanks, Laura. I thought I was a good person until I talked to you. I will be a fan forever! Maybe, even, I will be my kid's mom so long as the kid will bow to my absolute authority, like your kid and husband.
Please, feel sorry for me, I am brave and strong, and I have suffered so much. |
