Fly By Night Associates (NASQUACK: FBNA) Supports Flamfoozy Operating System 2.0
Galaxy Wire December 4, 1999
FBNA's Special Projects and Current Events Division (SPACE) announced its support for FOS 2.0 today(http://www.funphone.com/shorty/fos.html) . FBNA will port several of its core products to FOS 2.0, most notably its Intergalactic Information Server (IIS). Tom C, acting CEO of FBNA stated “I'm intrigued now that FOS is no longer a two-bit operation. A couple of bits make all the difference in the galaxy! We're committed to providing the same level of support that we provide for the Lummox Operating System. If you are building the Webksite of the future then you are using our webkserver!”
FBNA's Intergalactic Information Server (IIS) supports: Alien Server Pages (ASP)
Alien Data Objects (ADO), ISAPI (Intergalactic Server Alien Plug Ins), HSML (HyperSpace Manipulation Language), PGP (Pretty Good Piracy), XML (eXtraterrestrial Manipulation Language), e-commerce (Extraterrestrial commerce) as well the hot products, LAVA and LAVAScript. FBNA provides tireless support for B2B (2 x 2, breakfast to brunch).
When asked about the business risk of committing FBNA's resources to yet another BIOS (Basic Interstellar Operating System) including BeUs, acting CEO Tom C stated, “Life is a risk, did you know light, heat, and time are the enemy of beer? Think about that….”
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