The fact is, I have much more compassion for the innocent animals than I do for the males who hunt them.
Sure coey, and Bill Clinton hunts not squirrels, but women-- popping and field dressing them without shame as if they were penny-a-glass lemonade, and you are amongst the first and loudest to extol his virtues. I do not think the animals will much benefit from this enabling compassion of yours, certainly women have not yet benefited from it.
I don't particularly enjoy hearing the "mighty hunters" talking about killing animals, stalking/hunting/skinning squirrels, deer, etc.
Well now this is quite easily remedied. Surely there is no sense in offending yourself with messages of gutted deer and skinned squirrels.
I mean really! Squirrels....?!!!
Indeed coey, and they are good too-- fried, stewed and Bar-Bee Que?d.
What kind of jackass gets a hard-on over beaning a tiny rodent, or sitting in a tree drinking a beer, pissing into the wind, waiting for the kill to present...that's hunting deer...?
Now coey I spend all this time husbanding you, and you talk like this? Well if you are gonna talk like this you ought at least to try and get the thing right. Firstly, I could not get a "hard-on," as you say, about killing no squirrel. Well, I suppose were I a squirrel and I killed another squirrel, you know, a male squirrel who was a competitor or something, then I guess I could get sexually excited about all the additional females I would add to my little squirrel harem and whatnot. But other than that?
And what are all these squirrel pellets about sitting in a tree, drinking beer and urinating? Mercy coey, you can?t be up there drinking beer and going to the bathroom. I mean the smell alone would pretty much end the hunting day right there.
That's a fatasswhitetrashpig with no respect for Nature...
And if he?s drinking beer and peeing out of a tree, he is a dumb filthy son-of-a bachelor also.
...he's there to defile and destroy in a gluttonous, drooling trance...he's there for the "kill" and the power he feels when he "takes" the life's breath of an animal that has no defense, [and not much "meat" in a squirrels case]...he's there to watch it die and feel omnipotent...
I suppose you are right. But I must say while the squirrel does not produce a great deal of meat, if one cuts and grill?s it properly, it makes a wonderful hors d?oeuvre.
Modern "hunting" is male blood lust...thrill-killing.
Which is why I prefer to hunt the old fashioned way, with a rifle or bow.
Otherwise, they would go to Safeway.
Oh, but you see going to the Safeway is modern hunting. It is the safe way after all-- no risk of failure, no risk of life and limb, no sweat. The animals are genetically modified and pumped with hormones and antibiotics in a factory, confined in small cages in massive numbers for the sole purpose of being systematically slaughtered and shrink wrapped so that logically inconsistent folk can sanctimoniously browbeat those who, unlike them, are willing to think and sweat for their meat.
As you can see, I have no reverence for hunters...no matter what the prey is.
And yet you revere Bill Clinton (grin). |
