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To: ChrisJP who wrote (1241)12/5/1999 10:44:00 PM
From: david m. uhler  Read Replies (1) of 1568
 

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a Craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and bets twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I am much luckier when I'm bottomless!"

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

As the dice settle, she begins jumping up and down and yelling as she hugs each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"

She picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks,

"What did she roll, anyway?"

The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Lesson learned?

Cpt Dave


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