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Pastimes : FLAME THREAD - Post all obnoxious/derogatory comments here

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To: Solon who wrote (7794)12/6/1999 5:16:00 PM
From: bluejeans  Read Replies (1) of 12754
 
I willingly step forward to serve in the capacity of Sir Dungaree, King of Fashion - it justs roll of the tongue, doesn't it? It is in these trying times in Seattle that a MAN of style is needed to lead those whom lack the fashion sense . Let me take this opportunity to introduce you and the other members of the flaming crew to Lucky Bluejeans. Where the slogan is "Hey Sugar, Wear Our Jeans and Maybe You'll Get Lucky Today".
I appreciate the gift of these historical bluejeans and will immediately have them shipped to Forever in Bluejeans to be revitalized. It is with a considerable amount of pride that I will then wear the same jeans that graced John Candy all those many years. I'm sure that a little tailoring will ensure a more snug fit as I like the package to be properly displayed.

Now that we have covered the niceties required by my exalted position of King of Fashion ;there are several areas of information I need to add and or clarify in no particular order and for absolutely no reason other than maybe someone didn't get it the first time..

(1) Solon of Athens: Are you now or have you ever been incarcerated in Eginition Hospital ?

solon.cc.uoa.gr

2) You need to rush and order the Kopi Luwak coffee for the pudding recipe.

dreamship.com

3) Bluejeans were created in the 19th century , not in 1927.

levistrauss.com

4) The reference to a red plastic boot would only be applicable to a male. They were de rigueur issue to young boys for long automobile trips in the lower 48 states.

5) The store bought crap would have been suitable for me as we all know it is just dung marketed under another name.I do sit on bar stools at Cheers but as for sitting pretty I will defer to Sherry.

I remain true to my calling,

bluejeans...Sir Dungaree, King of Fashion
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