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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: The Rabbit who wrote (1996)12/7/1999 2:13:00 PM
From: Susie924   of 2380
 
My uncle spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he
decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back.
During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the
rack at the front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon
was about the 10 Commandments. He sat through the whole sermon
and instead of sneaking out he went to talk to the minister.

He said to the minister, "Father, I came here today to steal a
hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon
on the 10 Commandments, I changed
my mind."

The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to
preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?"

My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you
started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."
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