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A man was caught in a horrible flood, and had to climb upon the roof to escape the waters. After praying and coming to believe the Lord would save him, he waited.
A boat came by to take him away, and he told the pilot: "No thanks, the Lord is going to save me." The pilot shrugged and left.
A time later, when the floodwaters were rising dangerously, a second boat came by. "No, I'm all right, the Lord will deliver me." The pilot wonders, but leaves.
A time later, the waters are so high that the poor man is on the tippy-top of the roof with the waters coming up within a couple of feet of him. Above, a helicopter spots him and a shout is heard from a megaphone to get ready for a rope ladder to fall. The man cups his hands to his mouth and replies, "NO THANKS! THE LORD WILL SEE ME THROUGH!"
The man soon is aware that he is at the pearly gates, and St. Peter says, "My, you're here a bit early." The man replies, "I guess... I was waiting for the Lord to deliver me from the flood. Why didn't He?"
To which St. Peter says, "Well, according to my records, He sent you two boats and a helicopter!" |
