Incessantly Doubtful Jack!! Picture of the sag eating Jensen type output.
vegemite.com.au
Mmmm... Vegemite... Mmmm...
VEGEMITE
...can be bought in some health stores
... the canned stool sample that rumour claim it is
... some first hand experiences with the edible caca
... US$ 2.69 for a 4 ounce jar. "5 calories per serving"
... has an odd, purply-brown color, and a smooth, thick, sticky texture.
* The "axle-grease" association is accurate. *
... looks like a substance from my native land called "catfish dough bait",
only said bait is a bit grainier, not as creamy. Catfish dough bait
has a thick, liverish, bloody odor to it, and appeared to be a
compound of mud, blood and pureed liver. On a hot day, opening
the tub of Catfish dough bait and inhaling deeply could give you vertigo
and motion sickness.
"Vegemite" has a pretty vicious aftertaste, and because of the yeast extract,
it tends to come back to you later, in belches. It's also one of those
foods with such a peculiar taste that no matter what you eat afterwards,
vegemite is the taste that sticks with you."
"It is very strong, try a little, then impress your friends with what
looks like eating slabs of bread wiped in black excrement."
..."It was the grossest thing I ever tasted. It's about as thick as
peanut butter, and to say it tastes like shit would be an understatement."
INGREDIENTS:
Yeast extract from the grunge that is left over after the beer brewing process,
sea salt, potassium chloride, malt extract, thiamine hydorchloride,
... do you really want to know the rest ???
Vegemite - prior name was Vegemit until the 'E' added last week.
Vegemite Vpgemite Vpgimite Gpgimite Gpgishit
No matter what its called, it still taste like shit.
doug |
