CANDLES ARE CONSUMABLE! SO ARE FISHING LURES....
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and filleting KNIVES... More people may actually use CANDLES than fishing LURES... Maybe, if they were packaged together, they'd sell better... First you catch many Fishes with the LURES at night by CANDLE (perfumed) light that have the added advantage of warding off MOSQUITOES... Right??... Did you think of that one, Marketing GENIUSES... Maybe it's not too late...
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Then you use the filleting KNIFE, packaged with the CANDLES and the LURES to prepare the many Fishes attracted by the LURES... You can cook your fillets, using CANDLES that actually produce HONEY SMOKED FLAVOR... Right??... Did you think of that, Marketing GENIUSES?... Maybe it's not too late...
Then, you eat your HONEY SMOKED FLAVORED Trout/Bass/Mackerel, under the flickering light of a dozen PERFUMED, MOSQUITOES repelling CANDLE lights... This not so strange Practice soon becomes standard fare for all Red Blooded American and Immigrant Families, every second weekend throughout the Year, except Alaska in Winter... And, before you know it and certainly on or before 30th June 2000, there actually is just over $127 MILLIONS in REVENUE and $12.9 MILLIONS in EARNINGS in NBMX Kitty, including the contribution from the BONTEMPI TOOTH PULLING Instruments....
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Is this REALISTIC or just a X'MAS story? Time will SOON tell...
JMHO, F. Goelo + + +
Disclaimer: Please bear in mind that I am long and prejudiced...
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