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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked
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To: Tim Luke who wrote (77678)12/12/1999 2:31:00 AM
From: R.E.B.  Read Replies (2) of 90042
 
....what do you get a girl who has everything

Ah, Tim you've come to the right place. My friends and I have been debating that question for years.

To answer that question, we address it in the negative first, ie., what do you do not get the girl that has everything. The following is a short list:

1. Diamonds
2. Fatning foods
3. A cell phone
4. A life insurance policy (on you!)
5. A key to your home / apt.

Now that we covered the obvious, let's cheat and go straight to their vulnerable spot... No not that spot, I'm talking about their cerebral cortex where long term memory is retained.... give them:

1. A single rose (or other favorite flower).
2. A hand written poem.
3. Don't shave for a day (the rustic look).
4. Don't kiss them first, make them come to you.

Stuff like that......but don't be sapp.... Don't wear pink or purple and don't act mousey.

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