But KLP, AN INTERNET RALLY IS WORK!! Wshew, @@@@@ cartwheels & cutting capers, Like Good Ol' Times!!
LIVE @ TECHSTOCK '99, Right @The Close...
"Seems Like Yesterday, Where's Mick?" Keith's looking 4 him.
Stretchlimos, tourbuses, vwvans, BigTrucks, fat@ss 4X4's, daddyscars, la bambas, lowriders, hogs, gtos, vans, wagons -U-Name-It it's parked here "I Can See For Miles"!!
"NY Thruways CLOSED, Man!!
FOGHORN LEGHORN's "Whose On First" M.C. !!
Dat A-struttin' Rooster's A-Puffin' an' A-Hollerin'
"Ah Say, AH SAY NETS, Son! Ah Said INTERNETS!
Ah Said LINUX!
Ah Said MINIS!
Ah Said WIRELESS!
Ah Said CABLE!
Ah Said PORTALS!
Ah Said AUCTIONS!
Ah Said INTERNETWORKS!
Ah Said ADS!
Ah Said B to B!
Ah Said DEMOS!
Ah Said REMOTE!
Ah Said MAPS!
Ah Said FAX!
Ah Said VOICE!
Ah Said WEB TV!
Ah Said SEARCH ENGINES!
Ah Said SOME OTHER THINGS TOO!!!
Pass Me Doze CHIPS Willya Boy?
ARE YOU LISTENING, BOY??!!!
DID YOU HEAR ME ??
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AH SAID!!!!
LookiDatdere GNET LOOKIT'ER GO!"
Meanwhile Back In The States, Daffy Duck's raiding foodstands, gobbling every morssfssel, gonna get fat!!
(say it don't spray it pleeeze Daffy! Plenty For Everybody!)
(Who Else?) Sylvester's The Auctioneer !
So He's Bin Biddin' Up GNET....
(say it don't spray it pleeeze Sylvester!)
AMANAMANAMANEEEMAMAABABEEABABEEABABEE....
"NEXxsT TRUCKLOAD ROUND LOT PER SsXSHARE GNET DOIHEAR 98?"
98 and a HAFFFfffsfffffSFF ?...
99?
99 and a HAFFFffsfsffsSff ?
99 and tttfthhhree qwaaarterrrrssssfffxfsssss? ...
ONE HUNDRED? ....
ONE HUNDRED AND ONE S-S-SSssfxsssSSIXTEENTHfffffxfffss???? -Going Oncssffxssse,
Going Twisssfftssxse-
GONE!!!!
SssssOOOOOLLLLD AMERICANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
@ ONE HUNNERT AND ONE SIXTEENTH GREENBACK DOLLARS !!!
(BANG THE GAVEL!!) GONE !!!
GONE To Mr. Biggie, Yesssiree!
FER A HUNNERT BUCKSSSTHFSS AN' CHANGE !!!!
(Ttsthank you Sylvester, i mean, Thank You Sylvester!)....
AND THANK YOU TECHRIDE FOR THE 909s!!
More 909s Please!!!
JOANIE. |
