>This Sweet Gesture from the Guy who skins squirrels and disembowels deer? You've won me over.<
Well then perhaps I should share with you what I do with geese and ducks. That'll really get you going.
Hey. You really should try hunting sometime, coey. It can be a wonderful "back to nature" experience, even if you **ahem** "do not acquire game."
I thought, it being the Christmas season and all, I would offer you a hunting experience, my treat, of course. I knew you would not accept, but I would describe the thing here and try to start leaning on you a bit, you know, to convert you. I thought, "hey, maybe she will eventually accept, and come back to report here what it was like." I thought we'd get your size and junk, get all your gear and plan where to put you (to make sure you get "an opportunity"), give you a radio and a suitable gun...
Then I started thinking...
And I forgot all about that crap straightaway. Can't have you with a gun anywhere in the same hemisphere with me, let alone the same forest.
That Woman in the photo is a member of a Comic group in SanFransisco. I admired Her sense of humor...but I was just kidding, too.
I'm glad. She looks about like your type, though, I mean the kind of woman who er... is not too interested in what a man thinks of her looks. So I believed you. If I recall correctly, I remember thinking that with a little workover, she could probably be quite lovely. She has, how do I say it, natural beauty so robust it radiates even from beneath her Sapphoic outer shell.
(**ahem** Now just where are my hip waders...) |
