Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS...
( Part 1 of 2)
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very
lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that
He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be
a woman. He said "This person will gather food for you,
cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash
it for you. She will always agree with every decision you
make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get
up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to
admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She
will never have a headache and will freely give you love
and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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(Part 2 of 2)
God said that for a rib he could still make him a
companion, and that it would still be a woman. "But", God
said," this woman will expect you to supply the food plus
all of the tools to cook it. When you discover clothing
she'll want you to supply it in a ratio of one part to you,
twenty-five parts for her.
She will expect you to supply all of the tools to wash
these clothes, and when she does wash the clothes, she will
never let you forget that she did it. She will always pretend
to agree with every decision you make and will wait for the
most embarrassing time to throw it back in your face.
She will bear your children and never let you live down
the pain that she went through. She will nag you endlessly
about getting up in the middle of the night to take care of
them, and make you pay for it by complaining about every
detail of it, ad infinitum, until at least forty years after
they've left home..
She will constantly blame you and will never admit she
was wrong when you've had a disagreement, unless she wants
something from you. She will give you love and passion
whenever 'she' wants it, or wants something from you.
She will set her own rules, and never tell you what they
are, but expect you to know them all. When she is unhappy
she will talk to you in riddles and expect you to know what
she is saying.
And you will get no thanks for giving up the rib".
Adam was very lonely.
The rest is history. |
