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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (2037)12/16/1999 2:57:00 PM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
You'll Never Hear Your Consultant Say Things Like...

.. Yes, you're right; we're billing way too much for this.

.. Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added."

.. How about paying us based on the results and success of the project?

.. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read,
let's see guess it was about five years ago. . .

.. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.

.. I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.

.. Implementation? Quantified? I only care about writing long reports.

.. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department who
had the idea. . .

.. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.

.. Everything looks great to me. Keep doing what you're doing!

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