Immanuel Kant was a real pissant, he was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar, he could drink you under the table,
David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a drunken swine, who was just as shloshed as Schlegel,
There's nothin' Nietzsche could teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.....
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will,
On a half a pint of brandy was particularly ill,
Plato they say, could pack it away, half a crate of whiskey everyday,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am"----
Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
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