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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (2036)12/17/1999 10:14:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull
a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are devine."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message
and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly

"Teaching 4th Graders is like herding cats."
- Marian Wise

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They
are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The
wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- Colette

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
- Anonymous

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick... heh, heh, heh...

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
- John S. Nichols

"Jerry dear said it was him or the cat.... I miss him sometimes."

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