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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (2045)12/18/1999 10:43:00 PM
From: Susie924   of 2380
 
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the
following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal
Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make
tinsel is discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden.
(it runs up an incredible long distance phone bill)

3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and
through the woods to Grandma's house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy
Holiday.
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