Sherry, HoneyFox,
Websters describes a magnum as a large wine bottle holding about 1.5 litres. You truly would not have concerned yourself with such a paltry recompense considering the swallowing effort that would have been required (comprehending that, for virtually the identical caloric output, you could have swallowed several gallons of superior product). NO. You would not have been there...
...you do look so pretty in a limosene, however. Oh! (clapping my hands excitedly! Please do call my office. I have your (uhmmmm) gloves. I had a great time. You are a wonderful (uhmmm)...conversationalist.
I understand that Bluejeans has decided to wear a tux for the millennium dance. I think it is a vast improvement. Hopefully, he will not forget his camera...
Please do not send me a Christmas cheque this year. The bank charges me a service charge to cash it...
Seriously, to all the flamers, blamers, and disclaimers: I may not speak to you all for a week or two. Have a quiet, peaceful, and meaningful transition into the next millennium (wouldn't it be wonderful, if we could make that an ongoing goal leading into each, and every...new next day)?!
Finally, I have discovered the true purport of fortune cookies. The next fortune cookie you read, simply add the two words "in bed". It will finally become a practical tool for the understanding and advancement of your happiness, rather than a mystical one...
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