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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (2055)12/21/1999 7:52:00 PM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Dressed to Kill

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school
near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting
by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about four
stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked,
"Why do you dress so funny?"

He told him that he was a priest and that this is the uniform
priests wear. Then the little fellow pointed to the priest's
white collar and asked, "Do you have an owie?"

The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar
looked like a band aid. So the priest took it out and handed it
to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are raised letters
giving the name of the manufacturer.

The little guy felt the letters and raised his eyebrows quizzically.
The priest asked, "Do you know what those words say?"

"Yes I do," said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering
intently at the letters he said, "Kills ticks and fleas up
to six months!"
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