Top 100 Signs of GIFS S.I. Net Addiction
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1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check our GIFS thread on the way back to bed.
2. You get a tattoo that reads "This stock best viewed by S.I. GIFSters"
3. You name your children Jaimne, Greg and Mark.
4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two (or go to Med School), just for the free Internet access
7. You laugh at people who are long (right Craig?).
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
9. Your e-mail server crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.
10. You take up astronomy, watch old Star Trek episodes, and tune in to PBS to learn all about the birds and the rocketships.
11. You know what all about your net-friends. What they had for dinner last night, favorite fishing hole and sweeties' names.
12. - 100. Fill in your many favorites...
Edited and Re-printed without permission from L. Stockman
I think that if I ever sell, I'm gonna need a 12 step program to assimilate back into society. But really, thanks to all for your contributions, discussions, insights, etc. |
