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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2055)12/22/1999 10:30:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately! The three models start preparing for the worst.

Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered,Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are about to crash!" Claudia responds: "I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for and save first, the ones with the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my make-up."

Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?" Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating, Naomi pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her "love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches, please! I know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for is a black box!"
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