Having fun on the DUH-2000 site, got linked to this amusing Y2K compliance statement.
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And, from The Onion, Y2K survival tips.
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-Stock up on canned goods, paper bags, packages of Jell-O, small cardboard boxes and Reader's Digest back issues, or simply move in with an elderly person.
-Memorize Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5" now, so you can continue to enjoy it after there are no radio stations.
-Learn a valuable skill, such as masonry, woodcutting or trench-digging. These trades will be much sought-after in the coming Empire Of The Beast-King.
-Stock up on Hostess Fruit Pies. This may not keep you alive for long, but while it does... oh, baby.
-Decide now whether you want to focus on raping or pillaging when the end comes. |
