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Pastimes : FLAME THREAD - Post all obnoxious/derogatory comments here
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To: taxikid who wrote ()12/23/1999 12:39:00 AM
From: Blue On Black  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
Dear Santa,
I realize that I have been on your Nail the SOB list for some time. Let's let bygones be bygones. I realize that I barfed in your lap....but I was only 4. Get over it. I have a much, much steadier stomach now....and who can blame a 4 year old for being excited about meeting Santa. So, cut me some slack on the coal and rotten 'taters' in the stockings.
I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards all men...errr...people. Could you do something about WAR? Maybe, brotherhood for all the peoples of the earth?
Enough of that crap....now for the real list.
Could you send all the little monsters that were laying in the aisle at Books-A-Million and trading Pokemon cards to Siberia?
Could you give the broker at BRDB that encouraged me to do that long on ADSP @ 65 a terminal case of the crabs?
Could you, possibly, let me spend the day in the body of Carmen Diaz's masseuse?
Could you make sure that Bill Clinton gets a copy of everything ever done by Yanni?
Could you find me a XXX tape of Hillary Clinton and the members of Aerosmith?

Is this too much to ask? I am really,really,really sorry that I tossed my cookies in your lap. Can we work through this?
lee
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