on the contrary, i think the other analysts (though i prefer to call them prostitutes) working for pricks and mortals, see the same things, but they would be fired if they told anybody...
"shhhh, don't tell anybody ETrade is a colossus in the making, they are pulling the rug from under us, we are so scared! the world of finance as we know it is trembling in its very foundations. How on earth are we going to compete with E*Bank CD rates? who's gonna pay the hefty commissions for the worthless advice of our brokers? Man, they have the backing of Softbank, the next Microsoft! and the marketing power of Yahoo! we are finished! etraders will trade night and day, in US stocks, european stocks, asian stocks, latinamerican stocks, ETrade's revenues are EXPLODING!!! it's a money machine!"
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"appleby is the only guy who sees it right. the other analysts dont get it" |
