ya know, it's because HammerToes Rose left Pipe Sqweezins Jack that Jed is in the wilderness consoling him so the Seattle Celebration had to be cancelled? Yes it's true. Too Bad, we had a whole TECHRIDE 2000 EXTRAVAGANZA planned for Seattle ... but demdar nutzo spoilsports might get out of control without Jed around to quietude 'em in datdere NORTHERN ADIRONDACK Hillbilly Style of his'n so fuggeddabouddit. The 909 Trainload delivery of enough Green spotlights and sparkles to make the whole place light up like OZ The Emerald City was cancelled. The Winnebago Caravan of Real Romany Gypsy Fortunetellers had to make a Uey in a snowstorm on Route 80 and they weren't too happy about that! Had to call off the Fireworks and "BOOM BOOM MARIACHI" Crew from Acapulco. No "Win A Free Wireless Internet Minigizmo Contests" will be sponsored by the mfgs. cooperating with the telecoms and the mini portal infospace er, i mean information providers and isp's to give out 10,000 minigizmos with a year of free unlimited access now! The plans for the giant hologram of "The Guy Behind The Curtain" over Bill Gate's place on the lakeside have been scrapped. Rusty O'Hara won't be MC'ing the Festivities now, and Van Morrison with The Chieftains have already gotten on the plane back to Ireland. Paul Allen can't play Hendrix by the Space Needle at midnight, and let's not even TALK about the last show of LIVE @ TECHSTOCK '99 not playing from Seattle on New Years Eve now, oim verklempt. There won't be flourescent silicon confetti raining down from the surrounding rooftops at The Magic M3 Moment either. The Munchkins won't be giving out thousands of Giant Swirled Lollipops Out West now, and they're mad to think of having to wear heavy winter coats that they won't be telling all those tame swans and hummingbirds to detour that way on their way south after all which we can only assume would be the only thing planned that would've been ALLOWED ... tsk tsk.
So "dropping the ball" is getting mixed up with "watching The Ball Drop On New Years Eve" at TIMES SQUARE! Yep, it's
NEW YORK CITY who'll be Dropping The Ball for The Milennium, & Doubleplusgood It'll Be!
Here's just one frinstance:
nasdaq-amexwebcast.com
M3's, HOLD ONTO THE BAR !!!!!
909s,
Joanie. |
