Happy New Year Club Fatters
...May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks
not fall; and May your blood pressure, your triglycerites,
cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not
rise.
...May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the
taxman.
...May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush
hour in less than an hour, and when you get there May you find a
parking space.
...May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated around the dinner
table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends,
ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food better, the
environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more
fulfilling than anything else you
might ordinarily do that night.
...May you wake up on January 1, finding that the world has not come
to an end, the lights work, the water faucet flows, and the sky has
not fallen.
...May you go to the bank on Monday morning, January 3 and find your
account is in order, your money is still there and any mistakes are in
your favor.
...May you ponder on January 4; how did the ultramodern civilization
of ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible slip of a blip
on a chip made out of sand.
...May you have the strength to go through a year of belief at least
half of what the political candidates proposed.
And May those elected fulfill at least half of what they promised, and
the miracle of reducing taxes and
balancing budgets happen.
...May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in
you delight them.
...May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you
finish dinner, and May your chequebook and your budget balance, and
may they include generous amounts for charity.
..May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your
spouse, your child, your parent; but not to your secretary, your
nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
...May we live as intended, in a world at peace and the awareness of
the beauty in every sunset, every
flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile and every wonderful,
astonishing, miraculous beat of our
heart.
Have a Healthy and Prosperous New Year,
Fatty Matty
mattb@investorshub.com |
