This pretty well sums up our POTUS:
Thank You Mr. President
Source: Self And many posters on the web
Published: 1-2-2000 Author: Americans
Posted on 01/02/2000 08:02:34 PST by The Liberal
Thank you for showing all the men and women in America that sexual harassment in the workplace, and on the job, is okay as long as it involves powerful middle-aged executives and the young women half their age under their power, It is, after all, a "private matter."
Thank you for revealing that the agenda of the National Organization of Women only includes some women. Women like Anita Hill, and not women like Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, et. al.
Thank you for allowing us to come to the realization that "sexual relations" is not clearly defined after all. And all these years, I thought that ?oral sex" really had something to do with sex! (Imagine!") (Or is it Oral Sex when you talk about it...?)
Thank you for re-introducing the concept of "impeachment" to a new generation that missed the discussion surrounding it the last time it was brought up.
Thank you for curing me of my addiction to the evening news.
Thank you for reminding us that, when all is said and done, character really, really, does matter.
And in comparison to recent days: Thank you for making Dan Quayle look like the Rhodes Scholar.
Thank you for making Jimmy Carter look competent
Thank you for making Gerald Ford look graceful.
Thank you for making Richard Nixon look honest.
Thank you for making Lyndon Johnson look truthful.
Thank you for making John Kennedy look moral.
Thank you for reminding us of the importance of term limits.
And really, thank you not once, but twice! Why, if not for you, instead of the current, interesting discussion all over the television networks and newspapers, we would be focused on a whole slew of trivial matters such as global defense, the economy, nukes in North Korea, genocide in Africa, the containment of terrorism, and all those other boring topics.
Thank you for Jocelyn Elders.
Thank you for Tony Blair, your evil twin.
Thank you for the terror of James Carville.
Thank you for Red Chinese nuclear missiles targeted at us.
Thank you for presiding over the needless and reckless deaths at Waco, including innocent men, women, and children.
Thank you for the US being a name used mockingly and in derision throughout the world.Thank you for UN controlled National Parks.
Thank you for spending millions to obliterate aspirin.
Thank you for the wagging finger.
Thank you for Janet Reno.
Thank you for Webster Hubbel.
Thank you for John Huang.
Thank you for a fascist Anti-Terrorism bill.
Thank you for Robert Rubin.
Thank you for NAFTA and GATT and the fact that very little is made in this country anymore.
Thank you for a "service" economy where all our kids can grow up to be servants.
Thank you for continuing in the fine tradition of usurping the Constitution by extending the National Emergency each year you have been in office.
Thank you for Somalia.
Thank you for "Don?t ask, Don?t tell."
Thank you for Michael McCurry, smugness personified.
Thank you for churches that burned only in your feverish imagination.
Thank you for that great speech in ?88.
Thank you for Wag the Africa.
Thank you for Wag the Afghanistan.
Thank you for Wag the Desert Fox.
Thank you for UN Military equipment all over Ft. Polk, LA.
Thank you for Russian Military equipment in the DeSoto National Forest and Ft. Selby.
Thank you for a German Air Base in New Mexico.
Thank you for the virtual end of the Posse Commitatus Act.
Thank you for the Federal Occupation of Andrew, NC.
Thank you for over 200 Fiat Executive Orders.
Thank you for ruining the timber industry in the North West.
Thank you for putting our strategic low sulfur coal reserves in Utah off limits.
Thank you for selling a portion of our strategic Oil supplies from Alaska.
Thank you for the Red Chinese getting control of the ports on either end of the Panama Canal.
Thank you for continuing to destroy the 2nd amendment of the Constitution.
Thank you for ruining Fleetwood Mac for me.
Thank you for making me despise Barbra Streisand.
Thank you for taking credit of the Contract for America.
Thank you for the fear.
Thank you for the division.
Thank you for the politics of personal destruction.
Thank you for Waxman and Wexler, alliterative liberal liars.
Thank you for having so little self control that you couldn?t stop.
Thank you for being IMPEACHED, Mr. (I)POTUS.
Thank you for converting the White House to a military compound.
Thank you for co-opting religion for political ends.
Thank you for co-opting children for political ends.
Thank you for frightening senior Americans with your lies.
Thank you for the sincere apologies.
Thank you for keeping me up fighting despotism when I should be sleeping.
Thank you for bringing your Arkansas cronies, and their inherent degradation, into our honorable White House.
Thank you for making the Oval Office a place where tourists will now envision vulgarities occurring rather than wars being nobly strategized and heads of states being elegantly entertained.
Thank you for the fact that cigar has now become a verb, and for the fact that I will never be able to look at one again, without turning away in disgust.
Thank you for turning lying into an artform.
Thank you for making that artform something that is analyzed (and, God forbid, appreciated for its cunning application) in today?s America.
If it weren?t for Bill Clinton I wouldn?t have read the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
Thank you for promoting the Arkansas Mafia to the FBI, BATF, and FEMA.
Thank you for increasing the Riady Family?s wealth and control of America.
Thank you for using up our supply of cruise missiles and not having any others procured...so we are without.
Thank you for turning our most treasured national scenic and historical areas into World Heritage Parks and staining their memory and beauty.
Thank you for being such good friends with the NEA and foisting their Marxist agenda on our children.
Thank you for bringing the horror of partial birth abortion into our vocabulary and minds by vetoing legislation that would have put an end to this horrid practice.
Thank you for championing Women?s Rights by taking abject and criminal advantage of every woman you come across.
Thank you for giving us a real hard look at how tyranny and fascism can arise out of our own body politic.
Thank you for making FDR look like a Monday morning armchair socialist.
Thank you for proving to us that even if Military Service isn?t a prerequisite for being elected president, having actively "dodged the draft" and demonstrated against your country and its Military on foreign soil should definitely be a disqualifier for the office.
Thank you for proving that "Character really does count" and that you are totally bereft of "Character", albeit you will be an unforgettable character for all the reasons you wish not to be, and that is the way it should be.
Thanks for making cynicism a philosophy of life.
Thanks for taking the fishing rights from the West Coast small fisherman so that Tyson Chicken could expand their monopoly.
Thanks for the tainted blood from Arkansas that was sent to Canada.
Thank you for imposing Hillary on the country.
Thanks for teaching me to just deny everything, and to repeat often, "I can?t remember, I do not recollect."
Thank you for Jocelyn Elders and her agenda on public masturbation instruction.
Thank you for pardoning a convicted felon cocaine dealer (because he was your friend) Dan Lassiter.
Thank you for admitting to the nation (and our children) that you smoked marijuana, then prohibited any research for legitimate medical uses for the same drug.
Thank you for desecrating and directly violating the US Constitution by passing an ex post facto law without even the approval of OUR Congress or Senate.
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by The Liberal (pulde@tc3net.com) |
