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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2079)1/5/2000 10:17:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Getting Things Straight

Two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road.
The driver was wearing an old leather jacket that
didn't have any buttons or a zipper.

Finally he pulled over and told his buddy, "I can't ride
anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."

After thinking for a second, his bud suggested, "Yo, it's
like this... Put the coat on backwards to block the air from
hitting you straight on."

So they were driving down the road and they came whipping
around a curb and spun out on an oil slick. The farmer that
lived there called the police and told them what happened.

The duty officer asked him, "Are either of them showing any
life signs?"

The farmer then said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned
his ole head around the right way . . ."

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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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