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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2102)1/10/2000 10:24:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Signs of the Times:

On a ski lift:

"No jumping from the lift.
Survivors will be prosecuted."

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Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

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Advertising a corporate wide skiing race:

Let's see who can go downhill the fastest!

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Seen in King's Canyon in California:

'Slow Parking Ahead'

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Two signs found on top of one another in
a little country kitchen:

Restrooms
<-----

Please wait for hostess to seat you.

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Seen in a health food store:

"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head
Repeatedly with an organic carrot"

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"Children left unattended
Will be towed at parents expense"


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