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To: Susie924 who wrote (2102)	1/12/2000 12:19:00 PM
From: Barney	of 2380

Subject: Poor Cohen The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper."How much does it cost to have an obituary printed"? asked a woman. "It's five dollars a word, ma'am," the clerk replied politely. "Fine," said the woman after a moment. "Got a pencil?" "Yes ma'am." "Got some paper?" "Yes ma'am." "Okay, write this down: 'Cohen dead'." "That's all?" asked the clerk disbelievingly. "I'm sorry, ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum." "Yes, you should've," snapped the woman. "Now let me think a minute... okay, got a pencil - copy this down." "Here goes: 'Cohen dead. Cadillac for Sale.'"

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