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To: Cynic 2005 who wrote ()	1/12/2000 3:04:00 PM
From: Jumper	Read Replies (4) of 42523

Episode I- Maria B. & Myth Man, "Naked at Last, In Search of the Truth" What you are about to read may shock you! The Maria B./Myth Man chronicles take you behind the market noise...proving that our much beloved Maria B. has dumped those WALL STREET CLOWNS to hook up with a REAL MAN. Maria B./ Myth Man episodes are transcribed from a "Micro Bug" planted in Maria B.'s left ear. ************CNBC AFTER HOURS*********************************** David Faber: What a day at the office! 'Long & Strong' Yee Haw! Maria B: Get lost Faber, you stupid Dipsters are starting to wear me thin...while I'm at it, stop calling me at home! David Faber: Relax Maria...can I give you a back rub? Maria B: I have a date. David Faber: oooooh....let me guess Fat Joey B?...Come out for drinks with Joe Kernen and the rest of us Clowns. Maria B: Get Real! Another night at the Candle Bar listening to Closet Clowns sing Journey..."wheel in the sky keeps on turning"...and Alan keeps eating peanuts- no thanks! David Faber: Mind if I bite your Ear? Maria B: Keep your horn dog paws off-- ***STATIC - TRANSMISSION DOWN ***CUT TO TAXI* Maria B: Driver - Carlyle Hotel Please - And I'm in a hurry! Muhammed: No Problem Maria B. Maria B: (Blush) You know who I am? Muhammed: You bet! You look even better than on TV - you must have a big date tonight. Maria B: Let me guess...are you from Kashmir? Muhammed: Wow...you are smarter than I thought. Maria B: So what is your take on this market? Muhammed: I am only a simple man...excuse me...Hey! You Stupid &^ Go back to Jersey- DellHead you have a Margin Call...sorry...yes..simple math...High Tech accountants and dirt bag CEO's seem to be cooking the books. Soon these DAY TRADING CLOWNS will be driving this cab and I will be in the back seat with my lovely lady from Kashmir. Maria B: How Cute! - Wow, here we are -(sigh) Good 'ol Carlyle. How much? Muhammed: Actually...I am free for Maria B...my girl...so far away...english not good...How you say?...Can I bite your ear? Maria B: What the Hll... ****STATIC - TRANSMISSION DOWN ***CUT TO SUITE AT CARLYLE* Real Man: You can't handle the truth! Maria B: Stop Teasing! "Let Me Have The Big Kahuna" I have been so lonely since the one night stand we had when LTCM made the market tank so long ago. - I want a REAL MAN for good - I refuse anything less than DO ME MARIA for an answer. Real Man: The fun we had over LTCM- IVY LEAGUE CLOWNS** - I want to taste you! Craving you for so long - I am no Myth - Come here you hottie...sit that gorgeous as on this bed beside me - Let me be your Valentine. Maria B:* Your making me hot - could we jump in the shower instead? Real Man: Anything you say. SLURP! OOOOOOOOO---AAAAAAAAAA--YYEEESSS - bet those CLOWNS never did this to you...lovely Maria..OOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAA- WOW! Maria B: This big chubby in my hand - this is no Myth! Real Man: Maria...that name....oh Maria...you give the term "Dipster" a whole new meaning. Maria B: Stop talking - I want your tongue in my mouth. ()_+(((^&{+)_)OH YEAH()&(&(%&%ORIN HATCH IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW!&^)(&()!#$%@#^$$^&))_^(^(NICE MOVE()(_)YEEEEEEES!()_()&$%&)(OUCH#$^%&$%^&())SQUEEZE ME HERE()_+()_()_()&BITE ME HARD AGAIN()&()&()()&# Real Man:* Can I bite that Ear? Maria B: Have I said no to you yet...? *****STATIC - TRANSMISSION DOWN ***END EPISODE 1***

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