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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2114)1/17/2000 10:13:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Tactics for Getting Rid of TeleMarketers...
Weird Questions ... Weird Stories?

** Are you from Seattle like the other slugs?

** By all means, I want your light bulbs. Send me 500
cases. My psychiatrist, my parole officer and my
bankruptcy lawyer don't really mind if I buy some.

** Did you know that there is no "e" on the end of the
words "potato" and "Mafia"?

** Do you like beets? You know I love beets. My mother got
me started. Let me tell you about the time I went a week
without them... Oh it was just awful. Are you still there?
Good. Now the...

** Have you heard about that study showing that it can cause
impotence to sit all day with a telephone wire near your head?

** How do I know you truly are a handicapped veteran of the
Spanish American War?

** If I drive the 150 miles to hear your time-share condominium
pitch, will you give me a tire pump to inflate my free six-man
sport fishing boat? Or can I just use your mouth?

** It is a felony is some states to make telephone calls without
knowing the meaning of the word "driffle." Please define it now.

** The dinner hour is not set aside for sales, unless you have prior
permission from the State Department of Suckers. Thank you and
goodbye...

** The State Tax Commission does require me to ask you for your
official identification number as a Certified Public Fast Talker.
That number please?

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