Just thought I would lighten things up.....
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional wrestler.And, next to her is a blonde who is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says: "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times." |
