ouch...The last few weeks have seen many mergers and anticipating them
could
> >mean excellent market gains. Because you are an astute stock market
> >maven, you are receiving these likely mergers so you will know what
to
> >expect.
> >
> >1. XEROX and WURLITZER
> > (They're going to make reproductive organs)
> >
> >2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
> > (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)
> >
> >3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER
> > (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)
> >
> >4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and
HALE
> >BUSINESS SYSTEMS
> >(The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)
> >
> >5. 3M and GOODYEAR
> > (MMM Good)
> >
> >6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE
> > (Deere Abi)
> >
> >7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL
> > (Honey, I'm Home)
> >
> >8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING
> > (Mine All Mine)
> >
> >9. 3M, JC PENNEY and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY
> > (3 Penney Opera)
> >
> >10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS
> > (Poupon Pants)
> >
> >11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
> >(The new company will be called Knott Now)
> >
> >12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING
> >(The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)
> >
> >13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO
> > (Net n'Yahoo) |
