A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
> >He can see from her nameplate that the teller's
> >name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd
> >like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long
> >vacation."
> >
> >Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how
> >much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The
> >teller asks his name and the frog says that his name
> >is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
> >it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
> >
> >Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount
> >of money and that he will need to secure some
> >collateral against the loan. She asks if he has
> >anything he can use as collateral.
> >
> >The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a
> >tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch
> >tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very
> >confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult
> >with the manager and disappears into a back office.
> >
> >She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog
> >called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know
> >you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use
> >this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink
> >elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"......
> >
> >The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a
> >knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His
> >old man's a Rolling Stone
> > |
