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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (8155)	1/26/2000 12:51:00 AM
From: Druss	Read Replies (1) of 12754

To All: Sherry Foxx our own Foxy is on vacation. However she has sent me a few e-mails which I promised not to publish. Here is one of them: Dear Druss I hope you haven't read about this. I am half afraid some it got out in the newspapers. I know it did come out locally here, I am so embarrassed. It really is a misunderstanding. I went with a friend I am visiting to a local zoo. I forgot to set my watch to the new time zone and we were an hour early so the bars hadn't opened yet. So we decided to kill some time by going over to this zoo that was nearby. We were walking by this fence with ostriches on the other side. I hadn't done anything and one of them reached over and pecked out some of my hair. I had just been to the beautician. Well, I kind of lost my temper. I don't remember quite how it all happened. I just remember the zookeeper prying my fingers off of that bird's neck. I had sort of pulled it to the fence. Then things got really ugly. The zookeeper was all mad because I had kind of put a kink in that bird's neck and he was saying it was brain damaged. Well, how would he know? All of those birds in there were pretty stupid if you asked me. He never once said anything about my hair. Anyway I ended up having to pay for it to keep them from charging me with some weird laws about animal abuse and me with my hairdo just ruined. So here I was owning a long legged hair pulling vulture that can't even fly. Plus it was acting sort of stupid too, maybe I did a little damage strangling it. I am really glad my friend had an idea of what to do with it. I mean I couldn't carry an ostrich all over the country. They don't taste like a bird at all. Kind of more like beef in their own way. The feathers are really nice too for some of my flashier outfits. See you soon Sherry I am visiting my darling mother and father tomorrow.

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