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Pastimes : Confused States: An alternate Think-Style
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To: StkProfit$ who wrote ()1/26/2000 6:21:00 PM
From: StkProfit$    of 107
 
Mergers of a different kind: (I received this from my uncle today.)

>>In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deals, here are
>>the latest mergers we can expect to see:
>>1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.
>>Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
>>2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Cracker Barrel merge to become
>>Polly-Warner-Cracker.
>>3. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
>>4. John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
>>5. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to
>>become Zip Audi Do Da.
>>6. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
>>7. Denison Mines and Alliance & Metal Mining merge to become Mine All
>>Mine.
>>8. Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.
>>9. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive
>>organs.
>>10. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become
>>Fairwell Honeychild.
>>11. 3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become
>>3 Penney Opera.
>>12. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants.
>>13. Knott's Berry Farm & the National Organization of Women will merge
>>and become Knott NOW
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