Market Maker
A Full Service Broker(FSB), a Discount Broker(DB), and
a Market Maker(MM), are having breakfast together with
their wives.
The FSB says to his wife, "Honey, pass the honey please."
The MM's wife elbows her husband, "hear that, those FSB's
really know how to treat their ladies."
The DB says to his wife, "Sugar, pass the sugar, sweet-
heart." The MM's wife kicks her husband, "listen to that,
those DB's are so romantic."
The pressure is on the MM.
He looks around the table and says to his wife, "pass the
bacon, pig." |
