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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2185)1/31/2000 1:07:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer.
One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming
over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

Basic Cow $499.95
Shipping and handling 35.75
Extra stomach 79.25
Two tone exterior 42.10
Produce storage compartment 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
Automatic fly swatter 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
Deluxe dual horns 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
4 X 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80

FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: $2,843.36
Additional dealer adjustment 300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options) $3,143.36

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