A young man goes to confession saying, "Father forgive me, I
have sinned with a young woman."
The Priest asks, "Was it Mary McCarthy?"
"No, father, its not for me to say," the man replies.
"Was it Rita Sanchez?"
"No, father, I can't tell you."
"Linda Torelli?"
"No, father, it wouldn't be right for me to mention any
names."
With this the priest tells him to sin no more and gives him
pennance.
On the way out of the church, the man passes a friend, who
asks him what happened.
The young man says, "I got one rosary, two Our Fathers, and
three new leads" |
