Analyst Raises Target
Joe Batsinthebelfryia, of Grunting, Inc., has raised his year-end target on the NASDAQ Composite to Avagodro's number, which is often written as 6.02*10^23, or 602,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Asked for the reason for the large increase in his target, Batsinthebelfryia stated, "the trend is our friend, and I simply extrapolated the trend from the past few days to the end of the year. Anyone with bearish views is going to feel like a clown in the next week, and crashes are a myth perpetuated by the short-sellers." |
