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Non-Tech : The Critical Investing Workshop

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To: Voltaire who wrote (2439)2/3/2000 9:58:00 PM
From: Dealer  Read Replies (1) of 35685
 
Anyone worried about taxes? Perhaps this could help.

Mason has done it again. She is a friend so I don't think she will mind me stealing this from the "Ask Vendit" site:

Attn: IRS
Enclosed is my 1998 tax return & payment.
Please take note of the attached article from
USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will
see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for
hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value
$2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This
brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please
note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to
the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on
my return. Might I suggest you the send the
above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw." (See
attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch
phillips head screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,
and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A satisfied taxpayer
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