Voltaire, Request permission ta' come aboard the porch, Suh!
My daughter-in law also works for Oracle and loves it. She's
a Florida State girl who my son met in Atlanta in the early
80's when he was at Tech (NROTC). After flight school
and eight years, he married her on the bridge of his
carrier, the USS America, at anchor in Athens during the
gulf war...(Ain't nothing like a uniform and a war to
get a decision out of a girl!)
But this is not about them....
Amy just sent me an email with a very important health
advisory. Lord knows V, you are into health. I hope
this technique is never needed on the porch, but should
someone there take too big a bite o' ham hocks while outta
reach o' the RC Cola with which ta' wash it down, it would
be helpful to know this remedy...
"Two West Virginians were having the blue plate special at
their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking
sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools
down, turning blue from wolfing down a possum burger too
fast.The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we
otta' help?" "I reckon," said the second hillbilly. The
first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and
asked, "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no."Kin yew
talk?" he asked. She again shook her head no. With that he
helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her
on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the
obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. The
first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny
how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time."
Apologize to any Mountaineers on the porch.
Vrespy,
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