News Flash:
The NI reported today that a member of the IR staff of Cryopak Inc. had to be rushed to emergency suffering from what appeared to be 'extreme trauma' to his writing hand. We were told that it is suspected that this injury resulted from writing up too many drafts of 'Phantom Press Releases' that have yet to be issued.
A member of the ambulance crew apparently mentioned that 'it was a good thing that someone at the scene in the office had the foresight to apply one of those frozen sheets of cryopak to the co-worker's wrist and hand, prior to the arrival of the ambulance, or it would have been much more serious than it turned out to be. In fact, this quick action on the part of the co-worker has probably saved the IR staff member more than a month's time in rehab'.
Meanwhile, on another front, an unidentified spokes-person for the company stated that despite a frantic search for someone to act as scribe in the IR person's absence, they have not been able to find anyone who can write. As a result, shareholders of CII may just have to wait a month or two until the fallen IR person comes back from extended leave.
Finally, from our last report, the IR person is at home and apparently resting easily and practicing wrist curls using 'margaritas in wide mouthed glasses'. Such is the nature of his injury that this unique therapy has been prescribed and is apparently being conducted under the close supervision of a Personal Care Worker (PCW) under strict orders from the attending physician.
Well, that's the latest from the west coast on CII. We hope to have more to report on the matter in about a month's time. Until them, tah-tah! and happy investing. |
