Here's another one, and notice the Turkish guy had to get in on this one too. Should he include this one in HIS profile?
> Subject: Signs That You're happy to leave the 90's behind you, but how much has changed?
> 1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> 4. You e-mail your colleague at the desk next to you to ask "Do
> you wanna go out for lunch?" and he replies
> "Yeah, give me five minutes".
> 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
> America, but you haven't spoken to your next door
> neighbor yet this year.
> 6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they
> don't have e-mail.
> 7. Your idea of being organized is multicolored post-its.
> 8. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
> 9. When you go home after a long day at the office you still
> answer the phone in a business manner.
> 10. When you make calls from home, you automatically dial "9" to
> get an outside line.
> 11. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
> three different companies.
> 12. You really get excited about a 1.7% pay raise.
> 13. Your biggest loss from a computer crash is all of your jokes.
> 14. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
> 15. You know exactly how many days you've got left until
> retirement.
> 16. Interviewees, despite not having the knowledge or experience,
> terminate the interview when told the starting
> salary.
> 17. When you see a good looking, smart person, you know it must be
> a visitor.
> 18. Being sick is defined as not being able to walk or being in
> the hospital.
> 19. You're already late on the assignment you just got.
> 20. Your boss' favorite lines are: When you've got a few
> minutes...Could you fit this in...? In your spare time...When
> you're free...I know you're busy but...
> 21. Every week another collection envelope comes around because
> someone you didn't know had started and is
> leaving.
> 22. You wonder who's going to be left to put money into your
> 'leaving' envelope.
> 23. Your family and friends describe your job as "works with
> computers".
> 24. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
> 25. You read this entire list, nodding and smiling.
> 26. As you read this list, you thought about forwarding it to
> your" friends you send jokes to" e-mail group.
> 27. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this
> list already, but you can't be bothered to
> check, so you forward it anyway.
>
>
> For my coffee loving friends: "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as
> death, and sweet as love" -- Turkish proverb |
