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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2189)2/6/2000 11:53:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked (Okay, 11!)

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to
work on your tan.

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in
Human Resources.

4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking
down your blouse.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

7. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add
"Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep them.

9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.

10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

11. No one ever steals your chair.
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