Well, it's official.
Bill Clinton is Slick Willie---
The federal government says so. I kid you not. Jack Wagner, an Illinois entrepreneur, sells cigars, hats, T-shirts and posters tweaking President Clinton--- with a Slick Willie logo. When Mr. Wagner tried to have the name trademarked, trademark examiner Karen Bush informed him by letter. The evidence clearly shows that the name Slick Willie is a nickname which refers
to President Bill Clinton. Furthermore, the evidence shows that the nickðname is not a complimentary name, and is used in a disparaging manner, indicating that the President has a lack of character. Three other businesses, including a maker of condoms, have tried to patent the Slick Willie brand name, with the same results. Thus it is the official position of the Clinton Commerce Department that
Slick Willie exclusiveðly refers to William Jefferson Clinton.
This is a dilemðma.
Maybe Mr. Wagner could change the brand name to Lewðinsky.
Nah, then we'd have to put up with William Ginsburg appearing on all the talk shows again. Not worth it.
Here's a suggestion for you, Mr. Wagner. It's an original, and you'll be one step ahead of the Commerce Department. Try my preferred, revamped version: Sick Willie.
LMAO!!!!! |
