I think you've discovered the secret of a long, happy marriage. Give them whatever makes them feel good.
UF,
While this thread dissolves into a level of whipped maudlinless that is very distressing to me, I offer the following on topic joke:
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking: a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said,
"You know, tomorrow is Valentines Day. I got my wife a diamond ring and a
new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will
at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, "Well, I got my wife a
string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like
the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know that I
love
her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yah, well I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go f#ck herself."
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