> Subject: the duck
>
>
> A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have
> lemons?" the bartender says, "No, we don't have lemons!"
> Disappointed the duck leaves.
>
> Ten minutes later he comes back and asks the bartender, "Do
> you have lemons?" Slightly annoyed, the bartender says,
> "For the second time, no we don't have lemons!"
>
> The duck turns around and leaves, only to return ten minutes
> later and once again asks the bar keep, "Do you have lemons?"
>
> The bartender is pissed, " If you come in here one more time
> and ask if I have lemons, I will get my hammer and nail your
> little webbed feet to the damn floor!" The duck flies out
> of the bar quacking in fear.
>
> Ten minutes later, the duck walks in, the bartender in
> astonishment listens as the duck asks, "Do you have nails?"
>
> Confused, the bartender says, "No."
>
> ... The duck replies, "Good, do you have lemons?"
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