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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2238)2/13/2000 8:36:00 PM
From: Zbyte  Read Replies (3) of 2380
 
BITS OF INFORMATION TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE DAY!!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like
it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a
pig!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not
over that pig thing!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this list?)

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?Who cares?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to
be a pig ... quality over quantity!)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too!)

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to
frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the
asshole upside the head.
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